Listen up, hydration queen—if you’re still sipping from a flimsy, basic cup that doesn’t scream personality, it’s time for an upgrade. This 30oz laser-etched tumbler from Piper Lou is here to hold all your life juice (a.k.a. iced coffee, vodka soda, or whatever keeps you from losing your last shred of patience).

Designed for maximum sass and convenience, this bad boy comes with a sturdy handle (because carrying life’s burdens is hard enough), a flip-top lid to prevent tragic spills (no one wants a lap full of margarita), and double-wall insulation to keep your drinks ice-cold for HOURS—longer than your willpower to avoid online shopping.

And let’s talk about the laser-etched design—because peeling stickers are for amateurs. Your sarcastic, snarky attitude? Permanent. Just like this design.

Perfect for beach days, tailgates, or loudly sipping while watching drama unfold. Grab yours now—because your drink deserves a cup as bold as you are. ??‍♀️❄️